10. Salad bars with 1 choice of green but infinite extras--especially gold fish.
9. Papered dogs.
8. Football because every game matters.
7. Anywhere but home.
6. Radio mixes/Satellite radio--It's just one long radio mix isn't it?
5. "Stuff White People Like"--Book and blog.
4. Sufjan!
3. Anything they can BS.
2. A good salsa.
1. Sunglasses.
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
10 Stuffs the White People I Know Like
Posted by vis at 9:29 PM
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I can't tell which ones are meant to be disparaging, or if they all are. But what's not to like about 1, 2, 4, and 5. Was I the inspiration for their inclusion?
Also, is the objective of attaining "whiteness" simply proving it?
Wellz, this is mostly a spoof on the blog and book. None of the items were meant to be disparaging, although I can be caustic at times. As far as Sufjan goes, I was listening to him just before I posted, and who doesn't like a good salsa? I'm not sure about the "white" part. I guess that gives the blog a safeguard. A few complaints and it'll change to "Stuff White Christians like."
2, 4, 10. I'm 30% white.
Wait. I forgot the most important stuffs- 8, 8, 8! I'm 40% White. 30% mystic. 30% rascal. ...and that makes me!
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